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I used to love Coca-Cola. I mean, it was one of my very favorite tastes. I’ve intentionally swapped it for sparkling water as a small step toward healthier living, but I’ll still take one down on special occasions, or with certain foods like pizza or Mexican food, as a way of celebrating.
So it was unusual yesterday, that I busted out a can of Coke in the middle of the day.
I was warming up leftover pizza from the weekend for lunch when I opened the drawer to grab sparkling water and saw a can of Coke. We don’t typically don’t keep them at the house, but apparently it was leftover from a recent party. I also don’t typically eat leftover pizza for lunch, but apparently it was a perfect storm. I decided to just go for it! Why not?!
But then I saw it.
The Coke I was about to open had a …